(via tempuls)


amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

(via madkingmicah)


wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk

(via madkingmicah)


ostars:

shesalittleobsessed:

Chris Evans at the US Open

(via tag-redfield)


snazzapplesweet:

please calm down

snazzapplesweet:

please calm down


staceythinx:

The Midnight Planétarium watch was a collaboration between Van Cleef & Arpels and Christiaan van der Klaauw. The watch is made of 396 separate parts and features the six closest planets orbiting the sun in real time (Uranus and Neptune were left out because you probably won’t live long enough to see either one complete a full orbit).

(via harpsichordian)


moose-of-many:

Lending your phone to your friend likeimage

(via seikis)




videogrrl:

dont ask me about my sexuality youre not gonna get a straight answer

(via noizneedseyebrows)


croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(via snazzapplesweet)


semperannoying:

A friendly walrus on a Russian submarine.

(via snazzapplesweet)


teslaarmor:

me: joins tumblr for fun

me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

(via tempuls)


(via lord-anfelo)